Happy Birthday?
I will ring you, or a nominated third party, on your special day and sing 'Here Comes the Bride' or 'Happy Birthday' etc. "Whatever the occasion there’s a song and I’m the man to sing it." (Get in early for Jingle Bells.) VENDOR’S WARNING: Whatever the song, it will be sung out of tune but with a sincerity only money can buy. (Value: Priceless) Limit nil Email your name, the date and nature of the occasion to [email protected] and our friendly Phone-a-Donor Team will do the rest.
Front row seats
Two tickets to my next Melbourne show in 2015. Date & venue TBA. (Value: 70) Limit 80
The legendary Bus Show
BUS: "I take a bus load of people who don't know where they are going and we visit people who don't know we are coming.' Two seats on The Last Bus. (Value: $150) Date TBA. Melbourne Metro. Or Twos seat on The Nellie Melba Last Bus. (Value: $150) ‘For sheer cheek and inventiveness, the amazing Rod Quantock must take the honours. BUS is bizarre, fresh, theatrically dangerous, unpredictable.’ The Guardian (U.K.) Melbourne Metro only.
Me to yourself
A performance at your next conference, function, celebration etc. Time & place are up to you. Melbourne Metro only. Additional costs apply outside Melbourne. Value: $1500+