Rod Quantock

Melbourne
Environmental

THE LAST TIM TAM (OLD)

A$10,090
of $38,000 targetyrs ago
Closed on 21st Dec 2014 at 1:22PM.
CAMPAIGN ENDS 22.12.14
I’m a comedian of long standing. My special subject is Climate Change and The Limits to growth, and my time starts… Now!

Climate change, the escalating human and economic costs of ‘natural’ disasters, peak oil, environmental degradation, over-population, geo-political instability and water and food shortages will impact our world and our ways dramatically over the next decades. Years of inaction mean these impacts are now inevitable and immediate.

The Last Tim Tam is a 12 month research project to develop a new way of communicating the impacts of Climate Change and the Limits to Growth because the old ways have clearly not worked.

When Tony Abbott said, “Coal is good for humanity”, and there was no public outrage, no cries of “Bring back the guillotine”, it was clear that the issue of Climate Change was dead in the rising waters. It was also clear the Dear Leader is either criminally insane or a ventriloquist’s dummy.

The Liberal’s vengeful zealotry and deeply worrying ignorance have purged scientists, strangled institutions, demonised dissent and axed climate change and sustainability initiatives that took years of stoic and heroic struggle to achieve. The intent is clear. The consequences lethal.

Anyway, bottom line: We are back where we started. Why? Because, among other things, Climate Change is always about Polar Bears or The Great Barrier Reef or hurricanes somewhere else. But people couldn’t give a bugger about Polar Bears or The Great Barrier Reef or hurricanes somewhere else

THE LAST TIM TAM is about the things people do give a bugger about; things like Tim Tams. (Hint for our lucky first 50 viewers: Stock up.) People give a bugger about Tim Tams, they love Tim Tams. And football, they love football and Frisbees and handbags and honeymoons, BBQ’s and beaches and buttons and bows, clothes pegs and cantaloupes, tablets and toiletries, plastics and Parmesan, leisure and luxuries, brown paper packages tied up with string... well, you get the idea.

The project combines a broad spectrum of scientific research and academic collaboration to create a catalogue of what people will and won’t have, where they can and can’t live and what they can and can’t do in 2030. I chose 2030 because it’s close enough to be personal and far enough away to plan for. And what we plan for is key.
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I was recently invited to become an Associate of the Melbourne Sustainable Society Institute (Can a knighthood be far away?) based at the University of Melbourne and I have their non-financial support for a major research project. The funds raised by this campaign will address the 'non-financial' part of the equation.

I feel very strongly that THE LAST TIM TAM will make a difference to public attitudes and action.

Thank you,
Rod Quantock

If you wish to know more please contact me at [email protected] .

How The Funds Will Be Used

This a 12 month research project.
$32,000 will cover my time and expenses.
$6000 for web design and live forum set-up and running costs.
Total: $38,000

The Challenges

I am conscious that the amount I am seeking is large and therefore I ask all who get this far to spread the word about The Last Tim Tam.

Happy Birthday?

I will ring you, or a nominated third party, on your special day and sing 'Here Comes the Bride' or 'Happy Birthday' etc. "Whatever the occasion there’s a song and I’m the man to sing it." (Get in early for Jingle Bells.) VENDOR’S WARNING: Whatever the song, it will be sung out of tune but with a sincerity only money can buy. (Value: Priceless) Limit nil Email your name, the date and nature of the occasion to [email protected] and our friendly Phone-a-Donor Team will do the rest.

7 chosen / 358 available

Est. delivery is May 15

Front row seats

Two tickets to my next Melbourne show in 2015. Date & venue TBA. (Value: 70) Limit 80

17 chosen / 63 available

Est. delivery is Feb 15

The legendary Bus Show

BUS: "I take a bus load of people who don't know where they are going and we visit people who don't know we are coming.' Two seats on The Last Bus. (Value: $150) Date TBA. Melbourne Metro. Or Twos seat on The Nellie Melba Last Bus. (Value: $150) ‘For sheer cheek and inventiveness, the amazing Rod Quantock must take the honours. BUS is bizarre, fresh, theatrically dangerous, unpredictable.’ The Guardian (U.K.) Melbourne Metro only.

17 chosen / 28 available

Est. delivery is May 15

Me to yourself

A performance at your next conference, function, celebration etc. Time & place are up to you. Melbourne Metro only. Additional costs apply outside Melbourne. Value: $1500+

5 chosen / 3 available

Est. delivery is May 15