Wenno Makes Noise in Germany
The Abiding Gratitude of the Wenno
Does what it says on the tin. You can't ship it, and you can't taste it, but you will know it is real.
The Really Sincere Abiding Gratitude of the Wenno
No, really, I mean it. Thank you. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website. (No, you can't get this sent to you either)
A Postcard from the Wenno
A personalised postcard from my journey in my own, utterly inimitable handwriting. You won't be able to read it, but it will accurately describe an event which I personally experienced on the day the postcard was written. Humour and/or poignancy may vary due to shipping, handling, and cultural differences. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
An Original Sound Work by the Wenno
Do you need some abstracted electronic noodling? Then pledge $15 and receive an original sound work by me inspired by my journey. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
An Audio Anecdote of the Wenno
I will record a personal audio message, relating some anecdote from my journey for your ears only, and email it to you with my very own love and care. If you pledge multiple times, these anecdotes may even make a coherent narrative. I don't know, and nor do you... If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
The Bandcamp Discography of the Wenno
A USB stick containing my entire current discography (as at 1 July 2017) hosted on Bandcamp at http://chriswenn.bandcamp.com in WAV or MP3 format. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
Learn the Skills of the Wenno
A 2-hour one-on-one masterclass, which may cover your choice of: - sound design - synthesis - audio editing - audio effects - QLab - Ableton Live - Logic Audio - Audacity - Renoise - GarageBand - Working with text and much more. Please only select this reward if you are local to the Melbourne Metropolitan Area. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
Audio Enjoyment from the Wenno
Exclusive access to 90 minutes of pure audio unhingery in the form of a recorded DJ set by me and dedicated to you. Give me three concepts, ideas, or words to use as a prompt, and I will sculpt a personalised sound odyssey for you and only you. If you select this reward, you may opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
Your (Local) Party with the Wenno (NO requests)
I will come to your house and play ridiculous music at you until you beg me to stop. Which is usually how I operate at parties, but I guarantee awesomeness this time. I have to, because I won't be taking requests. Please only select this reward if you are local to the Melbourne Metropolitan Area. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
Your Party Made Awesome by the Wenno (Requests!)
I will truly enliven your next gathering by playing music at it, and I'll even let you choose some. This is a big concession! Please only select this reward if your event will be in the Melbourne Metropolitan Area. If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
Your Show with a Score by the Wenno
Do you have an upcoming project? Does it need sound designing? Then if you can support me in my whole target, I will make sound for it (subject to other work commitments). If you select this reward, your show will also be promoted on my Facebook page and website. You can also opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
Your Party Anywhere in Australia with the Wenno
If you choose to blow my target in one go, and drop another one on top, you deserve my total sonic attention. As long as you've got a floor to sleep on, I'm making noise at your event, because I love you completely and utterly. Yes, you can even ask me to play your requests. If you select this reward, you may opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.
An Audio Anecdote with Original Music by the Wenno
Are you afraid that a simple audio recording will not convey the depth of emotion you need? Then pledge $30 to have your anecdote with an original sound design by me! If you select this reward, you can opt to be acknowledged by name on my website.