A virtual hand-shake (to be converted into a real hand-shake if we see you on the streets) plus we'll add you to our mailing list (if you want it) so you can be kept up to date about the adventures of the banners & other rad craftivist happenings. Onya for helping to boot the 'bott!

A virtual high-five! Plus your name on the list of honoured & esteemed knitty supporters on our dedicated webpage. Many thanks for doing your bit to keep this country out of the hands of the Abominable Abbott-man.

So Gay, So Fashionable! stickers. According to Abbott, being homosexual is "the fashion of the moment". BEING GAY IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!! Celebrate with a rainbow sticker of your choice: 'fashion of the moment', 'So fashionable!', '♂♂' or '♀♀'. Nominate which hi-fashion hi-gay sticker you'd like when pledging.

Mo brooch! *stretch reward* A felted moustache brooch & your name & weblink on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. The best thing for a hairy political situation is more hair.

A Pussy Riot balaclava! Thanks to the ArtsxActivism crew: brand spanking new but just like the ones they used in their audacious city clocks protest. Plus your name & weblink on our dedicated Knit Your Revolt! webpage. Start your own riot in fluoro style. Balaclava colour will be random & rad. If O/S add $5 postage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fvlYHe3G2Sc

Queer/feminist podcast USBs! 2 episodes of 'Cunts In Space!' podcast featuring interviews with Guerilla Girls Käthe Kollwitz & Frida Kahlo, and Kelly Cogswell, a founding member of The Lesbian Avengers & a ton more on a super-rad branded 2GB USB. Plus your name on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage.

"What Do Ukulele Players Eat?" Recipe book! AT LAST: The nutrition habits of Ukulele maestros revealed! Recipes from ukulele players from all around the world! Compiled by uke slash knitting superstar Rose Turtel Ertler, with a CD of their songs too. Plus! A delightful Abbott cocktail shit-stick designed by The Idea Collective, a Knit Your Revolt sticker & your name & web-link on our list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage.

GOOD SORT Gocco Print by artist/craft legend Gemma Jones - beaut 3 colour gocco prints on vintage paperback paper. Plus your name & web-link on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage.(http://www.etsy.com/listing/85023563/good-sort-gocco-print-by-gemma-jones?ref=pr_shop)

Suppository of Wisdom Abbott Douche! Does Abbott give you the shits? Why yes, he does! Give Abbott the arse with this fully functional, 350ml rubber enema bulb, hand-printed with Tony's mug. Plus your name & weblink on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. Keep the corridors of power clear of evil smells! Postage included & will be delivered before the election (add $10 if O/S).

A mirrored 'Take A Good Look At Yerself' brooch, plus your name & weblink on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. This reward will literally reflect how rad you are .x.

A years subscription to Friends of the Earth Australia's national magazine, Chain Reaction! Membership is worth around $50 so this is a super bargain! Save money, save the election, save the Earth! http://foe.org.au/chain-reaction Plus your name & web-link on the esteemed supporters list on our dedicated webpage.

Cunt Soap! *stretch reward* By artist Greg Taylor, as seen at MONA. Signed by the artist! The Knit Your Revolt contributor at the keyboard right now was the model for this 'Casey' cunt-soap so I'll scratch my name on it too, if you request it. This is what we should be washing Abbott's mouth out with. Plus! Your name & weblink on our list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. add $10 postage if O/S

Three cheers! Plus your name (or the name of your organisation) stitched onto the back of one of our banners alongside contributing artists, a postcard from the Knit Your Revolt road-trip, a delightful Abbott cocktail shit-stick designed by Hello Idea, a Knit Your Revolt sticker & your name & web-link on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. All heart to you for helping to make this happen.

'Vagina Tile' by Baronness Carrie von Reichardt - UK's 'Renegade Potter'. Your chance to collect an AMAZZZING!! artwork from one of Europe's leading artist/craftivists. The vag tile designs are assorted & unique so, much like in life, you cannot pick which you get but you can be guaranteed it will be wonderful. Plus! Your name & weblink on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. *add $10 postage if O/S http://www.carriereichardt.co.uk/

Be part of craftivist history! Have your name (or the name of your organisation) stitched onto the back of one of our banners alongside contributing artists! Plus a felted moustache brooch, a Knit Your Revolt sticker & your name & web-link on the list of esteemed supporters on our dedicated webpage. You'll be remembered long after Abbott fades like a bad dream.

A personalised foil-printed magnet with a unique message of thanks from the Knit Your Revolt team to YOU for being so damn rad, plus your name (or your org's) stitched onto one of our banners, a postcard from the banner road-trip, a delightful Abbott cocktail shit-stick designed by Hello Idea, a Knit Your Revolt sticker & your name & weblink on the esteemed supporters list on our dedicated webpage. Plus! You can sleep easy for the next 3 years knowing you helped keep Abbott at bay .x.

5 day hotdesking pass for The Idea Collective! Take a seat among Melbourne's finest creatives in Footscray's The Idea Collective space. This pass will give you your own studio desk space and access to all facilities (wi-fi, kitchenette etc) for 5 days over 4 weeks in the inspiring collective. Ideal for designers//writers/dreamers. Subject to availability. http://theideacollective.com.au/ Plus your name & weblink on the list of esteemed supporters on our webpage AND stitched onto a banner x!

Melbourne reward! A mini radical craft workshop for you & your mates! Crafted just for you with a bunch of rad crafty techniques to explore for to up to 8 people, all materials supplied (a couple of exceptions, message first if in doubt). More details about workshops at http://www.craftcartel.com/workshops

Melbourne reward! A Craft Cartel radical craft workshop tailored specially for your organisation or business teaching any number of rad crafty skills to up to 20 people, all materials supplied (a couple of exceptions, message first if in doubt). More details about workshops at http://www.craftcartel.com/workshops

We will shout from the rooftops about how utterly, completely rad you are, & send you the footage.

Australia-wide: Banners come to you! We will detour our road-trip to come march the banners through your hood & wave them around at your local electoral office, or wherever else you reckon they need to be waved.