A COOL MESSAGE For $5, I will let you contribute to my nickname. So far it's Michael "Metal Teen Dragon Cartoon Taco Super Milk Lameo Meme Cool Bill Cat Wolf" Mills. No swearing! I plan on introducing myself onstage using this nickname. I won't stop until it gets to this length - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxCvfKJoWxY

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD For a mere $10, you can preorder the "What Kind of Creature Am I?" digital download album. You'll be able to download in any format you like (mp3, FLAC, wav etc), completely DRM-free.

"WHAT KIND OF CREATURE AM I?" on CD. For $25, you'll be able to get both the digital AND the digipak CD version of the album. Featuring glorious artwork by Andrew Saltmarsh, 12 page lyric/art booklet in a matte finish. Beautiful. PLUS you get the option of if you would like it signed.

A "THANK YOU" IN THE LINER NOTES A digital download, a digipak CD with 12 page booklet (with choice of signed/not signed) PLUS you get a big THANK YOU in the album credits. Be a part of progressive rock history!!

BONUS EDITION ALBUM For $45, you will receive the "What Kind of Creature Am I?" digital download plus the BONUS EDITION which includes an extra 4 acoustic track EP. These are fresh new original songs, and will be included as a bonus disc. AND you'll get a big "THANK YOU!" in the liner notes!

SUPER DELUXE EDITION Ok so 60 bucks, you will receive the following - - "What Kind of Creature Am I?" digital download - "What Kind of Creature Am I?" digipak CD with your name in the liner notes - BONUS 4 track acoustic EP - LIMITED EDITION Poster with the " What Kind of Creature Am I?" album artwork - VERY STYLISH AND COOL "What are you looking at Toehider" T-shirt, which is obviously inspired by the film "Teen Wolf", and I can be seen wearing it in my Wuthering Heights video.

AN EXCLUSIVE SKYPE GUITAR LESSON WITH TOEHIDER'S LACHLAN BARCLAY Here's your chance to sit down with Lachlan "Rocklan" Barclay for an hour-long exclusive guitar lesson! You could work on Toehider tunes, stuff Lachlan's done for the AVGN, or any areas you feel you need to work on in your playing. Awesome!

TOEHIDER AWESOME SUPER PACK For $95, you'll be able to pick up - - "The First Six" and "The Last Six" on CD (which is the "12 EPs in 12 months" project in its entirety, spread across 2 double CD sets) - "To Hide Her", the first full-length album from 2011 - "What Kind of Creature Am I?", Deluxe Edition with bonus 4 track acoustic EP. - "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT TOEHIDER" t-shirt - LIMITED EDITION "What Kind of Creature Am I?" poster - Toehider guitar picks That's over 100 pieces of music!!

VOCAL LESSON WITH MICHAEL MILLS For $125 I will give you two 1hr vocal instruction sessions. If you are in Melbourne, Australia we can meet and I can help you extend your range, give you tips on projection, tonal quality, warm up techniques, etc. If you are somewhere else in the world, we can meet over Skype/FaceTime/Google Hangout, and will extend the sessions to 1 and a half hours. Here is a cool showcase of my work, put together by a fan - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEM3S0CG5Ac

I WILL WRITE AND RECORD A SONG ABOUT ANYTHING YOU LIKE For $200 I will write and record a song about literally anything you want. I will make all your wildest dreams come true. It could be a rock song, a pop song, an acoustic folk song, a capella, instrumental, whatever you like. Or, if you have some song lyrics, or a riff, or an idea, I can help you flesh it out.

ULTIMATE ALBUM AND ART PACKAGE For 350 beans you can be the proud owner of - - digital download of the album - Deluxe digipak CD with bonus 4 track EP - "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT TOEHIDER" shirt - guitar picks PLUS you'll receive all of Salty's original concept sketches, inks, and final versions of all of the artwork. There's only one of these packages on offer, truly a one-of-a-kind opportunity!!

I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PLAY SONGS FOR YOU. You choose the songs. They could be Toehider songs, cover songs you'd like me to sing... I'll play an hour set. I can just sit in your lounge room, in your backyard, I can play soothing ballads while you fall asleep... Whatever you like! If you're not in Victoria, Australia, you'd also have to pay for travel + accommodation costs, but I'll go anywhere in the world! email me at [email protected] if you'd like to discuss this further!

FUND THE ENTIRE PROJECT AND I WILL WRITE A DOUBLE CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT YOU, YOUR PET, OR ANYTHING YOU WISH. Ok so if you're keen on putting up $4000, I'll write and record a full concept album based on whatever you think would be cool. An adventure story, or songs to help you sleep, a crazy valentine's day gift involving songs about you and your loved one. The sky's the limit really!! You'll have to give me about 18 months to put it together though, but rest assured it'll be AWESOME.