Signed Official Certificate Of Mild Gratitude from the Investigative Gonzo Cartoonjournalists' Whisky Appreciation And Electric Bicycle Riding Society Of Tasmania which we will be printing off on a laser printer I mean come on, what do you expect for ten bucks?

We will send you a postcard during the trip with a lovely (and possibly drunken) message from whichever bit of Tasmania we are in at the time. We may even spill some whisky on it if you are lucky.

Official Whisky Tour Tea Towel showing an illustrated map of the trip, containing the high points like where Jon singlehandedly saves a breeding pair of Tasmanian Tigers from evil poachers and low points like where Firstdog gets pitchforked by an angry mob for calling Tasmania the Apple Isle one time too many, signed by both cartoonists.

The Book Of The Trip signed by both cartoonists. The book itself will be a very schmick leatherette casebound affair with lots of words and pictures. You will laugh, you will cry, you will feel like having a drink, then you will laugh and cry some more, possibly both at the same time. Books will be sent out before it is available at bookshops.

$20 + $30 + $40 reward (postcard, tea towel and signed book) package deal for people who want all the things.

Limited edition (100) Book Of The Trip, numbered, signed with a drawing from both cartoonists in which we say lovely things about you even if they aren't necessarily true on the inside cover. Everyone will be jealous. The book will be a very schmick leatherette casebound affair with lots of words and pictures. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel like having a drink, then you'll laugh and cry even more. Books will be posted before it's available at bookshops. We'll throw in a tea towel too.

During the trip we will be sketching and taking notes. We will be putting 12 each of our favourite originals up for sale, unframed, as-is, making a gallery of 24 to choose from. Pledgers will be able to choose one of these artworks in order of pledging (first come first served). This is limited to 20 pledges so the last person doesn't get stuck with the drunken scrawl of a dog's bottom (drawing may or may not be from life). We will burn the remaining four spurned drawings in a ritual fashion.

You are our imaginary friend on the trip! Send us a picture of yourself and make a guest star appearance in the book, saving an adorable quoll, or bulldozing a forest or something. It will be excellent, you will be in the book and you don't even have to be there! Also you get a SPECIAL BEST FRIEND EDITION of the book, a tea towel, a postcard (to tell you what you've been up to) and VIP treatment if you can make it to the Hobart book launch (we will make fun of you but in a nurturing way).