One (1) Jazz Paws badge and one (1) personalised Hand Crafted post it note with a "cartoon" likeness of you on it as drawn by me. Mailed to you with my own hands, in an envelope.

A ticket to the Cartoobs and other typos show and a poster which I will sign IN PERSON AT THE SHOW! ZOMG

Can't make it to Melbourne? How about a signed Limited Edition First Dog Tea Towel and a bandicoot badge

A ticket to the show, a Limited Edition Tea Towel which I will sign at the show and a bandicoot badge.

2 Limited Edition Teatowels (one of each sort) signed and posted to you!

Super First Dog Pack! 2 Tickets to the show, 2 (Two!) Limited Edition Teatowels signed at the show by moi. And two Bandicoot Badges. Oh my!

Your very own hand crafted First Dog on the Moon Cardboard Wallaby! Made from the finest cardboard I could find in my shed, and hand painted, this wallaby is approx 15cm high and features your (or a loved one's) name. Drawn, cut out, hand painted and hand posted by me to you this wallaby is really pretty excellent. You're welcome. Message me with the text you want to see on the wallaby's adorable little sign.

Super Duper First Dog Merchanise Pack if you can't get to the show. Includes 3 Different First Dog Tea Towels, First Dog Playing Cards, 2 Bandicoot Badges and a First Dog 2013 Calendar. All signed (where applicable)

A live actual performance of Cartoobs and other Typos right in your home or workplace. First Dog in your very lounge room! (You must be located in metro Melbourne or know someone who has a plane and can fly me to your house)