The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco - Movie
It's a comedy about 'that' sharehouse - the one that everybody has experienced at some time in their lives. Where the people living there were your surrogate family and you constantly found yourself in crazy, hectic and hysterical situations, usually while nursing a massive hangover. Tassie Babes is a film you can see yourself in, like you're looking at a part of your own life - seeing situations you remember, doing things you sometimes wish you could forget, all while having the best time of your life.
Imagine if Judd Apatow and Edgar Wright made sweet, sweet love together and from that sweaty and passionate night of lovemaking came a baby. Well, The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco would be another baby, that kind of resembled their baby, at least enough for nurses at the hospital to be confused and potentially send the wrong baby home with the wrong parents. Which would mean that years from now we'd have to give the other baby back and it would be all weird... but you get the point.
The Cast
Damien Power as Elroy.
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Josh Earl as Phil.
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Jordan Raskopoulos as Jabba.
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Kristian Lavercombe as Leonard.
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Hannah Levien as Sativa.
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Samantha Roy as Tassie Babe #1.
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The Synopsis
After kicking out the medieval fridge killers who lived downstairs, they need to find a new housemate and they need someone fast.
What they don’t expect is Jordan, an amphetamine fuelled, nipple rubbing, Celine Dion listening fraudulator who is about to turn their unsuspecting and cruisy lives upside down.
After only a short time in the house Jordan has vanished, having stolen the rent money, the TV and most of the housemates meager possessions. He’s left in his wake a path of destruction and illegal schemes that are now biting the rest of the housemates in the arse. As if that isn't bad enough, the house has now been descended upon by government investigators, criminals, angry karate lesbians and worst of all, real estate developers. It seems Jordan has left little, illegal time bombs all over the place and no one has any idea when they are going to go off.
The housemates have one week to sober up, find Jordan, save their house, keep themselves out of jail and stop Elroy from becoming a uniballer. All this while exams are looming and JB finally realises he might have a shot with Stacey.
They'll have to use all their unusual and dodgy skills to pull themselves out of this one, but it’s not so easy when half the law enforcement community are already watching you.
The Author
John Birmingham is the international super author of He Died With A Felafel In His Hand, Dopeland, How To Be A Man, Off One's Tits, Leviathan, After America and many, many other brilliant novels.
John also writes for numerous news outlets and has a riveting and high-brow blog called Cheeseburger Gothic.
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You can follow him on twitter here Twitter John Birmingham
If you are interested in grabbing a copy of any of John's works then head over to Amazon Australia Amazon UK Amazon US or pop into any good bookstore.
Below are a selection of reviews for the novel The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco:
Terry Pratchett
This year's funniest book (1997).
Who Weekly
Share-household hell…Everyone drinks to excess, takes too many drugs and gets through life by abusing the welfare system…Birmingham has a wonderful, grungy comic talent and many of his scenarios will make you laugh out loud.
Financial Review Magazine
Another cult classic.
The Sun Herald
Good, grotty fun.
Or perhaps you'd like to check out some reviews from people who have purchased the original novel:
Read it twice in a week.
This is probably one of the funniest books I've read in the past year. If you've ever lived in student housing or flat-shared with a few people, you'll know exactly what he's talking about. Most of the scenes gave me flashbacks to my own demented home-share days, and the characters are more like caricatures in one way or another of somebody you know or have known. Had me laughing out loud on the train at 6 in the morning. Quite an achievement...
Flatshare from Hell.
What a great, funny book, I couldn't read it on the tube as I was worried about the looks I was getting from my fellow passengers. Make sure you read this in company who will appreciate you rolling on the floor. It makes any flatshare seem bearable. Although run for your life if you find your vinyl hotpants have gone missing.
The funniest book I have read since 'Felafel'.
Absolutely superb. I can't say anything bad about this book at all. Buy it, read it, love it, never flat share with anyone else ever again.
Laughed my ass off.
I read the updated version from England. It was absolutely hilarious, none of my house sharing experiences were this bizarre. I would recommend this to anyone who likes sit-com, slacker, student, good guys struggling against authority and everyday life humour.
I always thought Australians were mad - now I know!
This must be one of the most hilarious books I have ever had the good fortune to read. It's light, fast and funny, very funny.
The Filmmakers
This trio then made another short film together for Tropfest and Mitsubishi and then some TV commercials and a swag of other stuff. They decided at that point they should work together forever and started Wickham Park Productions so they could develop feature film and television projects which usually tend to be about share houses, drinking, debaucherous activities, call girls, invisible elephants and superheroes. Don't say we didn't warn you.
ZENON KOHLER - DIRECTOR
Zenon’s passion for filmmaking began as a teenager after watching the making of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video. At first he thought he wanted to be a make-up artist, spending his weekends attempting to terrify his neighbours with gore. His make-up fx were so good he decided to become a graphic designer. However, he preferred his pictures to move, so eventually came to his senses and moved into the world of film and TV. He has directed and animated TV commercials and short films for over 15 years whilst working as a VFX supervisor and art director in some of Australia’s most successful VFX companies. In 2013 he was named one of Australian Creative magazine’s 20 Power Creatives.
Five things Zenon could never live without:
1. Horror toy collection.
2. Bacon
3. Red t-shirts.
4. The sense of smell.
5. Coconut water.
BEC DAKIN - PRODUCER
Bec's first realisation that people could actually make movies happened when she was around 8 years old and family friends made a feature film, screened it in a real cinema and even had a soundtrack. To this day Bec still knows the lyrics to the theme song. It's probably because she listened to that damn cassette tape over and over again for years. So if anyone ever needs to know any of the songs by Mr Mouse's Mysterious Cardboard Cutout Versatility Band then just drop Bec a line, I'm sure she's happy to sing them for you. It was also around this time that Bec realised that films weren't just cartoons and happy things, when she saw the film version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show - this was hardly appropriate viewing for a small child and it's gone on to make her the slightly warped person she is today.
Five things Bec could never live without.
1. Sleep.
2. Food, especially pork products. Wrap it in bacon and Bec will eat it.
3. Soft toilet paper. Without it, life is really not worth living.
4. The word dude.
5. Number 5 used to be cheese but then Bec was diagnosed as lactose intolerant. Bastards. So now number 5 is air for breathing, that's how much cheese meant to Bec.
KARL MATHER - WRITER
From the moment he was terrified by the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Karl has been in awe of the power of film to touch our emotions, take us to other worlds and generally fuck with our minds. From Citizen Kane to The Hottie & The Nottie, there is something magical in every film ever made. Just the mere fact that it got made is miracle enough (especially in the case of The Hottie & The Nottie), if it then makes us cry or laugh or think, even better.
Karl's day job is writing TV commercials for an advertising agency. He's been doing it for more than twenty years in the UK, Germany, Japan and Australia. But he still finds time every day to write his own stuff.
The short films he's written have won awards all over the world. In addition, he has been the proud recipient of the coveted Golden Knight at the Malta Short Film Festival on more than one occasion - so suck on that oh ye of little faith.
Five things Karl could never live without.
1. Cheese.
2. Everton F.C.
3. The Domestic Ninja.
4. Naughty monkeys.
5. Open heart surgery.
The Adaptation of The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco
Bec, who was very nervous because she was sitting across from her favourite author, had a Ralph Wiggum moment and for no reason blurted out 'I grew up in Ipswich.'
John, sipping his orange juice, looked at Bec with sadness and pity in his eyes (or he might have been hungover, I'm not sure) and said 'Me too. I'm sorry. I understand. Okay you can have the rights to the book.'
Bec held onto the film rights for many years trying to find the perfect screenwriter and director for the project but no one had the same vision for the book that she had. Then one day she met Writer Karl Mather and Director Zenon Kohler. This unholy trinity went on to produce short films and TV commercials together and Bec had finally found the right team for the Tassie Babes feature film. Bec relinquished the screen rights to the novel as an individual and as a team, under the name of Wickham Park Productions, they re-optioned the rights to the novel. And the rest as they say is history.
Why this particular story?
There's nothing better than the feeling of sitting on your couch in your underwear, eating a pizza, drinking beer and watching a funny film (as in funny ha ha, not funny weird, because that's a very different feeling especially when you're wearing your underwear). It's that feeling you get from seeing characters you recognise and relate to that fills your heart with love.
And this film really does have it all - quirky characters, bulldozers, babes, crossbows, cockroaches, babes, nunchuck wielding karate lesbians, criminals, babes, drugs, hangovers, babes, vibrating butt plugs and explosions. Surely you've come across all of these things before in your own life, right?
How The Funds Will Be Used
We want the The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco to look like a high-end commercial film even though we'll be making it on a shoestring budget. This film has a large cast and 'large cast' and 'shoestring budget' are not normally words that you hear in the same sentence. The film is an ensemble piece and to lose characters would not do the story or the film justice. We owe it to our backers and the fans to make the best film we can for the small budget we have.
Our Pozible backers are the first people we are reaching out to, to assist in making this film a reality. The rest of the funds to finance the film will come from Bec, Zenon and Karl, pre-sales for the film (all of you cross your fingers with us on this one), Screen Australia and Screen Queensland.
Funds from Pozible will be going towards general production costs for the film. We've listed a small overview of some of the areas below but please feel free to ask us directly if there is anything you would like to know about in detail. We are more than happy to answer any questions you might have. We're oversharers.
- Casting
- Actors Fees
- Crew Wages
- Sets & Props
- Wardrobe
- Locations
- Camera Equipment
- Lighting & Gripping Equipment
- Sound Equipment
- Editing
- Colour Grade
- Online
- Sound Mix and so on.
The Challenges
And now the big question. What happens if the rest of our financing doesn't fall into place? Well we plan to make the film anyway. We will look to different avenues to finance the film. If it means Bec has to sell a kidney on the black market, Zenon donates his brain to science and Karl has to write segments for the home shopping network - we will find a way.
Loose Coins In The Couch
- Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. - Our love & thanks. * An official submission, per casting call notice, will be required for extras roles. You must be available for filming in Brisbane or Gold Coast in May/June 2015. Not everyone that submits is guaranteed a paid extras role. Extras will be selected based on your suitability for the scene we are filming.
Scriptapalooza
- PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
It's Totally Legal
- Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
I Like To Touch It
- Personalised signed copy of the printed script (signed by at least two people). - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
Kickin It Old School
- DVD of the film. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
Not Quite So Old School
- Blu-ray of the film. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
My Eyes Are Up Here
- Tassie Babes T-Shirt** designed by Director Zenon Kohler. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls. **This item not limited edition.
First In Best Dressed
- Exclusive LIMITED EDITION Crew t-shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
Tell Us How To Suck Eggs
- Come to the test screening of the film and see the offline edit, share your thoughts about the film, give us your feedback and have a chat with the filmmakers. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
Say Cheesy
- One of a kind polaroid photos from on set, each backer receives 3 polaroids each with notes from the set on each polaroid or signatures. We like embarrassing people so believe us when we say these will be cool. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
Can We Share Your Popcorn
- Advance screening with Q&A - in your city or town. Message us if you would like a town added. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
l Can Read Goodly
- Limited edition, signed, behind the scenes magazine with script & photos (only 100 ever being created). - Personalised, signed copy of the original novel. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
Party Hard Motherf**kers
- Invitation to cast and crew wrap party in Brisbane, as well as view work in progress offline edits of some scenes from the film whilst at the party. - Limited edition, signed, behind the scenes magazine with script & photos. - Signed copy of the original novel. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director.
Fix It In Post
- You and a friend attend the final colour grade for a day with the Director & DOP at Cutting Edge, Sydney. Enjoy lunch & drinks as you sit in our grading suite & watch the team work. - 2 x Limited edition, signed, BTS magazine with script & photos. - 2 x Personalised, signed copies of the novel. - 2 x Tassie Babes T-Shirts. - 2 x Digital Downloads of the film. - 2 x PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - 2 x access to Tassie Babes video diaries and paid extras casting calls*.
Skype It Out Bitches
- Personal Skype call from set with the Director who'll take you on a tour & intro you to some of the cast and crew. Make sure you're ready to video capture your chat to keep. - Limited edition, signed, BTS magazine with script & photos. - Signed copy of the original novel. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director.
Do I Look Pretty?
- Red Carpet Premiere Event & After Party, Brisbane Only for you and a guest. - 2 x Limited edition, signed, BTS magazine with script & photos. - 2 x Personalised, signed copies of the novel. - 2 x Tassie Babes T-Shirts. - 2 x Digital Downloads of the film. - 2 x PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - 2 x access to Tassie Babes video diaries and paid extras casting calls*.
Couldn't Hold A Tune
- Our team will write and sing you a personalised song. It might be about you, the film and some random fact we think you will like. Our actors will be involved too. - Everything in the $150 'I Can Read Goodly' package * Individuals only, not to be used for product endorsement.
Hot Tub Rub-A-Dub
You & a friend spend the day on set with the cast/crew & spend time in the Hot Tub with the Tassie Babes and Elroy. Have lunch with us & enjoy the day. Filming in Brisbane in May/June 2015. - 2 x Limited edition, signed, BTS magazine with script & photos. - 2 x Personalised, signed copies of the novel. - 2 x Tassie Babes T-Shirts. - 2 x Digital Downloads of the film. - 2 x PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - 2 x access to Tassie Babes video diaries & paid extras casting calls*.
80s Music Video Nightmare
- Our team will write and sing WITH YOU a personalised song. It might be about you, the film and some random fact we think you will like. Our actors will be involved too. - We'll perform parts of it with you on set and create a ridiculously naff, cheesy and personalised music video clip just for you. - Spend the day on set with the cast and crew and have lunch. - Everything in the $150 'I Can Read Goodly' package. * Individuals only, not to be used for product endorsement.
I Want It All And More
- Everything in the $150 'l Can Read Goodly' reward. - 5 signed polaroid photos from set. - Invitation for 2 to the cast/crew wrap party. - 2 tickets to the advance screening & Q&A. - 2 tickets to the Red Carpet Event & Party in Brisbane. - A day on set for you & a friend. - Special thanks in the film's credits. - Personalised, custom Tassie Babes signed poster by Zenon Kohler. - A prop & wardrobe piece from the film for you to keep. - Another mystery surprise we know you'll love. It's a secret.
Taking One For The Team
Have your product, company name or logo featured in the film. We guarantee it'll be in the final cut. This reward is exclusive to backers at this price. We'll contact you to discuss how best to incorporate your product. - Everything in the $150 'I Can Read Goodly' reward plus 4 extra t-shirts. - 10 tickets to the advance screening with Q&A in your state. - On set visit & lunch for you & 3 others the day your company's item is being filmed. - Special thanks listing in the film's closing credits.
Xbox For Beginners
ONE ONLY ON OFFER - Spend the day on set and play Xbox at lunch time with John Birmingham. Game will be John's choice. Be prepared for a slaughtering you newb. - Advance screening with Q&A - in your city or town. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - PDF of the script on the day of the films release. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries. - First look paid extras calls* before they're sent to our casting director. *see note in $5 reward about extras casting calls.
15 Seconds of Fame
- Be a featured extra in the film with name in the credits. You also get paid. Must be available for filming May/June 2015 in Brisbane or Gold Coast. You'll be required for one day only. Our driver will drive you to & from set (local) so you can enjoy the full star treatment. - Limited edition, signed, BTS magazine with script & photos. - Signed copy of the original novel. - Tassie Babes T-Shirt. - Digital Download of the film. - Script prior to filming. - Access to Tassie Babes video diaries.
Let's Go LARPing
- Be a featured extra as a sword wielding medieval reenactment character + your name in the credits. You'll also be paid. Be supervised by our weapons specialist who'll teach you sword fighting moves. You'll be in full costume. For guys or girls. No previous sword work or LARPing experience needed. Filming May/June 2015 in Brisbane. You'll be required for one day only. Be driven to & from set (local) so you can enjoy the full star treatment. - Everything in the $150 'l Can Read Goodly' reward.