Copy Room
You're a long way from the top of the corporate ladder, but you've gotta start somewhere! $10 might be your whole week's wages, but you've bought our gratitude and a shout out on our Facebook page!
Call Centre
Thanks for the tip! You'll be getting a custom made Severance Package coffee mug. You're going to be on the phone all day copping an absolute ear full from disgruntled customers. At least you'll have a cool looking cup of joe to look at while you zone out.
Secretary
With $30 you've bought a DVD of the film + Your name in the Credits. Thanks so much! Time to kick back and wait for the credits, but not until you've rescheduled Mr. Anderson's 2pm
Keyring Branch Manager
Promotion! You're the Keyring Branch Manager in charge of South Eastern Sales. Decent. With your pay rise you've bought 2 x Tickets to Premiere Screening of the film + a DVD copy
Junior Vice President
Better get a new set of business cards. Make sure they're eggshell white with a watermark and raised bone lettering. Your generosity has bought you an Associate Producer credit in the film + DVD + a custom mug
CEO
You're the boss of it all. Congratulations and thanks! if you can find some time between board meetings, business lunches and 'meetings' with your mistress, we'd love to give you a Home Screening with the Crew (at your own house) + DVD + Associate Producers Credit
Rich Benefactor
Pay for 1/7th of the film and you can have any prize you want. You are a God to us mere mortals!
Salesman
You've been spending a lot of time on the back 9 golfing with clients, keep it up and you might be in line for a promotion! With $50 you've bought our sincere thanks as well as a personalised Workplace Instructional Video from lead actor, Udara David. In it, he will tell you exactly how he wants you to kill yourself.