Olde Smiddy

The Vanishing Acts Almanac

A$6,865
of $6,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 7th Feb 2016 at 8:55PM.

The Witch's Kiss

The pledge that gets The Vanishing Acts Almanac over the line. I'll let you read the album cover art for the title of The Witch's Kiss '7 inch release from 1980. But I know it is that hard to pledge and I feel each scissor with you.

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 16

The "Lord Sinatra"

Unlike the 1986 album "Chicken Twistie Sandwich" by Lord Sinatra, your $20 will not go unappreciated. My thanks will ring out like that illusive favourable review Lord Sinatra would have killed for.

5 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 16

The "Les Inspecteur"

An e-book download of The Vanishing Acts Almanac, and much tropical indie vibes like those created by Les Inspecteurs; way ahead of their time on 1987's "End Side 1."

8 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Hard Zakka"

A physical, first edition copy of The Vanishing Acts Almanac. A hard copy as hard as Hard Zakka's 1985 drumfest "Zom Creme."

14 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Bone Sparrow"

A physical copy of The Vanishing Acts Almanac signed by Olde Smiddy & Pemmy O'Hear, and an invite to the book launch. A visionary package, much like the "Spaghetti of Multi-coloured Cables" Ep delivered by Bone Sparrow in 1989.

7 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Komadozer"

Everything stated previously, and exclusive access to a musical track by one of the bands featured in The Vanishing Acts Almanac. Solid, like Komadozer's self titled debut in 1988.

9 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Andy Calcutta"

Everything stated previously, and a unique opportunity to put forward your idea to Olde Smiddy for a 'vanishing act' that could very well end up in the hard copy of the book you will receive as part of your generosity. A rare reward, much like Andy Calcutta's 1988 triumph "Heaventitus For Beginners."

5 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Runaway Earthman"

Named after the 1984 Ep "Runaway Earthman" by the somewhat misunderstood pop act My Metalstorm, you will receive everything stated previously, plus a t-shirt of a band featured inside The Vanishing Acts Almanac.

3 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Pharmamusical"

Well, you are the bee's knees now are you not? Hopefully those knees like dub, because like Old Skin Flick's 1982 erotic dub knockout "Pharmamusical," your kindness will bliss and shiver throughout the universe. You will receive everything as stated previously and a chance to speak to Pemmy O'Hear from the grave...

1 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Rum Slugger"

One of the more controversial entries in The Vanishing Acts Almanac, the fanatical (and occasionally hospitalised) Rum Sluggers demanded respect. Taking lead from their 1982 pub rock giant "We Fucked The Easter Bunny," you will receive everything stated in previous rewards, plus... I will seek out the Easter Bunny, court and romance the Easter Bunny, and do everything within my ageing seductive powers to make love to the Easter Bunny. Because of you.

0 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The Witch's Kiss

The pledge that gets The Vanishing Acts Almanac over the line. I'll let you read the album cover art for the title of The Witch's Kiss '7 inch release from 1980. But I know it is that hard to pledge and I feel each scissor with you.

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 16

The "Lord Sinatra"

Unlike the 1986 album "Chicken Twistie Sandwich" by Lord Sinatra, your $20 will not go unappreciated. My thanks will ring out like that illusive favourable review Lord Sinatra would have killed for.

5 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 16

The "Les Inspecteur"

An e-book download of The Vanishing Acts Almanac, and much tropical indie vibes like those created by Les Inspecteurs; way ahead of their time on 1987's "End Side 1."

8 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Hard Zakka"

A physical, first edition copy of The Vanishing Acts Almanac. A hard copy as hard as Hard Zakka's 1985 drumfest "Zom Creme."

14 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Bone Sparrow"

A physical copy of The Vanishing Acts Almanac signed by Olde Smiddy & Pemmy O'Hear, and an invite to the book launch. A visionary package, much like the "Spaghetti of Multi-coloured Cables" Ep delivered by Bone Sparrow in 1989.

7 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Komadozer"

Everything stated previously, and exclusive access to a musical track by one of the bands featured in The Vanishing Acts Almanac. Solid, like Komadozer's self titled debut in 1988.

9 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Andy Calcutta"

Everything stated previously, and a unique opportunity to put forward your idea to Olde Smiddy for a 'vanishing act' that could very well end up in the hard copy of the book you will receive as part of your generosity. A rare reward, much like Andy Calcutta's 1988 triumph "Heaventitus For Beginners."

5 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Runaway Earthman"

Named after the 1984 Ep "Runaway Earthman" by the somewhat misunderstood pop act My Metalstorm, you will receive everything stated previously, plus a t-shirt of a band featured inside The Vanishing Acts Almanac.

3 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Pharmamusical"

Well, you are the bee's knees now are you not? Hopefully those knees like dub, because like Old Skin Flick's 1982 erotic dub knockout "Pharmamusical," your kindness will bliss and shiver throughout the universe. You will receive everything as stated previously and a chance to speak to Pemmy O'Hear from the grave...

1 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16

The "Rum Slugger"

One of the more controversial entries in The Vanishing Acts Almanac, the fanatical (and occasionally hospitalised) Rum Sluggers demanded respect. Taking lead from their 1982 pub rock giant "We Fucked The Easter Bunny," you will receive everything stated in previous rewards, plus... I will seek out the Easter Bunny, court and romance the Easter Bunny, and do everything within my ageing seductive powers to make love to the Easter Bunny. Because of you.

0 chosen

Est. delivery is May 16