Help the Children Burn
AU$105
of $750 targetyrs ago
Closed on 1st Nov 2017 at 12:59AM.
The little burners are the future of everything that is going to be awesome in the world. Help them enjoy Burning Seed as much as you do!
The Jaded Burner T shirt range is the antidote to your broken dreams.
Every cent of profit will be donated to Kids' Camp for Bunring Seed 2017.
Please note that if we reach our goal quickly we can get your reward to you much sooner than promised!
Burn Lite!
Budget Overview
Art supplies, a new movie projector, your breakfast, the kids' dinner and several other things to keep the bright sparks happy and busy.
While many parents attend Bunring Seed camp elsewhere, the kids all make their way to Kids' Camp. Every penny counts towards our gifts for kids; activities, meals and space.
Nowhere else in Australia has a school holiday option that feeds their kid every night and runs programs daily for a week for $20! Yes our camp fees are $20, per adult...kids are free.
Your support is a beautiful thing and guaranteed to melt your jaded heart!
Potential Challenges
Too many to list, burning with kids is HARD. But this campaign is basically because can't throw lucartive fundrasier parties to create our theme camp because babysitting for the night costs more than we raise.
While not all parents camp with Kids' Camp they certainly come and visit and do activities and play, and often end up staying for dinner. Most of our campers are sole parents so every penny of support is a great relief.
Thank you Jaded Burners! We hope you rock your cynicism and the mini burners help you remember what it's really all about!
Wheel of Torches T
A really principled T shirt. This is an original illustration created by Sydney artist, Madeline Fountain, inspired by the Ten Principles*. *Please don't report this design again to Burning Man IP; they are the ones that told me I could do a Pozible with it and call it a reward instead of a much easier platform I previously used that did not require capital investment on a sole parent budget. I have it in writing.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Safety Third*
Sign this liability waiver then do whatever you like except don't climb things or get drunk.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
I am an actual DJ.
Be the you that is youer than everyone else like you.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Tree Wizards = Worst
Am I right?
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Actual Theme Camp Organiser
When you are the unpaid, subcontracted producer of a big event you are a very important burner. In fact YOU get to pay to be a very important person. But you are much loved.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Polysaturated
It is so confusing but your "compersion" is commendable.
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Est. delivery is Sep 17
HUG FREE ZONE
"Get away from me, weirdo" has never been so easy to communicate.
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Est. delivery is Sep 17
This is not a commodity
Self explanatory.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Costume
Team Normcore FTW
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2012
It was beautiful. No idea what happened after that but something changed.
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I am Poopy No Pants.
For the shirt cockers and libertarians.
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Deep Quote
Mime your Meme.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Not very Burnerlike.
When you don't Burn Bright you just Burn Lite.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Custom Jaded Burner Slogan T
Submit your preferred aspersion and colour of T and text.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17
Wheel of of Torches Hoody
Keeps you warm and reminds you how to burn. Original illustration by Madeline Fountain. Don't bother reporting to Burning Man IP they told me to do Pozible. If you do you are a jerk anyway, just saying.
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Est. delivery is Nov 17