Damian Cowell
Melbourne
Music

Get Yer Dag On!

AU$19,656
of $15,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 25th Oct 2016 at 1:01AM.

If You Wouldn't Mind Giving Me Some Of Your Money, That Would Be Peachy!



In 2014, engorged with your love and support, I staggered into the public consciousness like a drunk at closing time and made Damian Cowell’s Disco Machine – the band, the album, the tour - and managed to persuade Tim Rogers, Shaun Micallef, Tony Martin, Kate Miller-Heidke, John Safran, Julia Zemiro, Sam Pang, Lee Lin Chin, Liz Stringer, Kathy Lette and the Bedroom Philosopher to join me for the ride.


Shaking my sorry ass was so much fun I went back to the broom cupboard and started work on new songs to do your vacuuming to – only this time, I widened my scope from the joys of 70s disco to 80s, 90s and 2000s disco – bigger choruses, bigger beats, bigger and cheesier hooks. It would be a clarion call for everyone to ‘Get Yer Dag On!’ And I started imagining a fresh list of guest superstar cameos.


The first of these was Judith Lucy, who joined us on ‘Peachy’. I even made a crappy home video of it.


But that’s when the disco piggybank cried poor. So here I am, at your door. Do you feel like going at it, once more?

How The Funds Will Be Used

With your love, I will once more enlist the talents of the mighty Disco Machine. I will make Get Yer Dag On! – the album. I’ll invite a star-studded cast to join me. I’ll ask my favourite director to make a ‘proper’ clip and we’ll bring it all to you in a bunch of celebratory nights where everybody can dance like no-one is watching.

The Challenges

Well, you probably know me by now. I ain’t pretty. But hopefully, I’ve earnt your trust. There’ll be challenges, surely – but with your patronage, challenges can fuck off for starters.



Terms & Conditions


Please read the terms and conditions on each reward.  Some of them are date specific, eg:


The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time.


The listening party and launch shows have not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend.


"The Word" and "The Song" both require Damian's approval on the words. All efforts will be made to accomodate whatever words and lyrics are provided but he won't use anything racist, sexist, homophobic or anything he sees as offensive. 


For the Brisbane and Adelaide shows, if you choose these rewards, we will attempt to book them in for a date that suits you. However they will need to be booked in at a time that fits in with the tour (and band and venues etc). 


Thank you for supporting the Disco Machine. 

The Download

Digital album including bonus track

24 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The CD

The album on CD + "The Download" package

23 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Bag

Get a Disco Machine tote bag

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The B Sides

Digital album including bonus 6 track EP + "The CD" package

50 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The T-Shirt

A Disco Machine t-shirt.

6 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Autograph

A signed copy of the CD album

16 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Movie

Digital movie of "Damian Cowell's Hara-Karaoke" at the 2015 Melbourne Comedy Festival + "The B-Sides" package

56 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Webinar

Attend a digital webinar hosted by Damian + "The Movie" package. This webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Merch Pack

An autographed CD, a Disco Machine T-Shirt, a Disco Machine Tote Bag.

47 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Listening Party

Attend a listening party in Melbourne + "The Webinar" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

3 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Tickets

2 x tickets to the Sydney or Melbourne launch gig + "The Listening Party" package. The launch shows have not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

18 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Private Email

Ask DC 10 questions by private email + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

3 chosen / 2 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The 3 Questions

Ask DC 3 x questions during the webinar + "The Listening Party" package. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend.

1 chosen / 2 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

Listening Party + Merch Pack

An autographed CD, a Disco Machine T-Shirt, a Disco Machine Tote Bag + attend a listening party in Melbourne + attend a webinar + Digital movie of "Damian Cowell's Hara-Karaoke" at the 2015 Melbourne Comedy Festival + "The B-Sides" package

5 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Art

Provide a photo of yourself and Damian will draw a version of you and send you the digital file + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

1 chosen / 2 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Word #2

Choose a word and Damian will incorporate it into a song on the album (*If DC doesn't like your word he may ask you to supply another) + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Dancer

Be a part of the show. Dance on stage for one song at the Sydney or Melbourne launch gig + "The Tickets" package. The listening party and launch shows have not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

1 chosen / 4 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Sydney MC

Introduce the Disco Machine at their Sydney launch + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time.

0 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Melbourne MC

Introduce the Disco Machine at their Melbourne launch + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

0 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Song

You provide lyrics to a song and DC will put it to music and recite your lyrics (*If DC does not want to record your lyrics, he may ask you to provide new lyrics) + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm.

0 chosen / 3 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Song 2

DC will record a song about you plus receive The Listening Party + The Merch Pack

1 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Private Gig

The Disco Machine will perform live for you and your guests at your own location. This will be at a mutually convenient date and must be within 100 ks of the Melbourne CBD. *It will be a quieter show than usual, but negotiating with neighbours is your responsibility Please note: if the gig gets shut down, there are no refunds + receive "The Listening Party" package.

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Adelaide Gig

Damian Cowell's Disco Machine will come to Adelaide + "The Listening Party" package + tickets to the Adelaide show for 5 x people

0 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Brisbane Gig

Damian Cowell's Disco Machine will come to Brisbane + "The Listening Party" package and tickets to the Brisbane show for 5 x people

0 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Word

Choose a word and Damian will incorporate it into a song on the album (*If DC doesn't like your word he may ask you to supply another) + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

3 chosen / 0 available

Est. delivery is Sep 16

The Album Guest

Be a guest vocalist on the album. Damian will ask you to record a line or two on your phone and he'll use it on the album and list you in the credits + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

2 chosen / 0 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The Album Guest #2

Be a guest vocalist on the album. Damian will ask you to record a line or two on your phone and he'll use it on the album and list you in the credits + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

2 chosen / 0 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The High Tea

Attend a high-tea at the Hotel Windsor with DC and another member of the band + "The Listening Party" package. The listening party has not been booked yet but we can't offer refunds if you can't attend. The webinar will take place on Saturday 12 November 2016 at 4pm. You must be able to attend at this time

1 chosen / 0 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17

The High-Tea + The Word

The High-Tea + The Word

1 chosen / 0 available

Est. delivery is Feb 17