Buy Malcolm A Spine
A$420
of $1,166 targetyrs ago
Closed on 18th Apr 2016 at 3:57AM.
STAND UP AGAINST BULLYING! HELP US BUY MALCOLM A SPINE!
Poor Malcolm! He’s gone all droopy because the school-yard bullies Cory, George and Eric have stolen his backbone.
Don’t put up with this bullying. Help us crowd-fund Malcolm a spine! Put your hands in your pockets and help our poor PM stand erect again!
SAVE THE COALITION!
No, not THAT Coalition. The Safe Schools Coalition. Perhaps the only Coalition worth saving.
safeschoolscoalition.org.au/
But we’re kind! We’re compassionate!
We’re going to CROWD-FUND MALCOLM A SPINE!
Poor Malcolm! He’s gone all droopy because the school-yard bullies Cory, George and Eric have stolen his backbone.
Don’t put up with this bullying. Help us crowd-fund Malcolm a spine! Put your hands in your pockets and help our poor PM stand erect again!
SAVE THE COALITION!
No, not THAT Coalition. The Safe Schools Coalition. Perhaps the only Coalition worth saving.
safeschoolscoalition.org.au/
But we’re kind! We’re compassionate!
We’re going to CROWD-FUND MALCOLM A SPINE!
How The Funds Will Be Used
With all the stiffness needed to maintain a stance but all the flexibility required for a political back-flip, and made of only the best refined petroleum products, we feel this is a fine choice of backbone for a floppy PM. It’s gotta be better than no spine, right? And we can’t wait for the photos of us presenting it to him personally.
Proceeds will go to the Safe Schools Coalition, so they can go back to the plan they had before that other Coalition gutted it.
Never fear, Mal! The Australian Progressives have got your back!
Proceeds will go to the Safe Schools Coalition, so they can go back to the plan they had before that other Coalition gutted it.
Never fear, Mal! The Australian Progressives have got your back!
The Challenges
We plan to give Malcolm the spine in person, stay tuned to see how we go.
That warm fuzzy feeling
Get that good old feeling that you get for helping someone up onto their feet after a fall. You're alright, you may have just helped a kid who is being bullied out of a rough patch. We don't have any individual reward to give (except a spine for Malcolm that is). Just chip in what you can for a good cause.
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Est. delivery is May 16
Shirt-front a bully
Give 'em what for, you are showing the bullies who's boss. Every cent above our target helps the Safe Schools Coalition continue the fight against all kinds of bullying.
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Est. delivery is May 16
Give a bully a wedgie
Standing up to bullies is hard, especially when you're on your own or there is pressure on you to keep your composure. This level of contribution will go a long way to helping LGBTI students with bullying. Remember this isn't about punishing bullies, it's providing an education that aims to stop bullying, and to help young people understand themselves and others.
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Est. delivery is May 16
Just give the man a spine
We get it, bullies are mean and frustrating and you really just want to help stop them. Well you are a legend, an absolute legend. This is a good cause and you know it. Your contribution alone will help the Safe Schools Coalition continue their work beyond 2017. It will also allow us to present Malcolm with his spine and send a message that Australia doesn't tolerate bullying, and that we will help any child who has been a victim of bullying. Even if they are the Prime Minister.
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Est. delivery is May 16