Simply put, Sandstorm is the finest song ever created and by extension, Darude is the most influential and important musician alive. To my knowledge, he has never been to Australia which is a damn shame. 

Also, m8 fully siq SANDSTORM let's get loose and froff out. 

HIs agency site is pretty loose but it says it's between 100-200k to book him. I reckon I'll have to pay for flights and accom and whatnot so I erred on the side of caution and went for the full amount. 

If there's money left over I'll give out free pingers at the shows(joking). 

I can't see any obstacles at all. this is my destiny.