OX'S CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS SCHEME
Like me, you are probably sick and tired of fat cats running the gutter that is Australian politics. With their big corporate slush funds and $60,000 scholarships to their entitled brat kids, it seems that the idiots are truly running the asylum. I want to spread the truth about the Australian Government from the stage, CD, radio and press, and with your kind campaign contributions, we can make sure that they know the people of Australia hear the truth of the people, from the voice of the people.
As per usual I'll be taking these ideas on a 16 date national tour, taking in the far corners of this wide brown land (VIC, NSW, QLD, SA, WA, NT, ACT). But in light of this current governments disgraceful budget, I want to put ads in all the papers, on radio (and if we make enough even the TV) that make sure everyone knows what we're fighting for. If you help me reach my target, we will use your money to unleash a propaganda campaign against government and corporate corruption, in support of refugees and Aboriginal communities, against health and education cuts and in support of the tens of thousands of people that have been marching against a government that are attacking poor, sick, disabled and elderly people.
Your "campaign contributions" will make sure that as many people as possible in our country know what's really going on, and what they can do to change it. Like all of my musical ventures, this isn't just a tour, this is a chance to support the ideas of justice, change and a sustainable environment, and you get loads of goodies (and the feeling of having engaged the political process) to enjoy when you opt in.
You know the saying: "Money talks and bullshit walks". Well let's get the money together, and then send this government's pile of shit budget for a long walk off an extremely short pier (with a big phat beat behind it). You're The Voice! Let's raise that voice together.
***IMPORTANT*** These funds will not be used to create any profit, they will go solely to expressing the ideas stated above and trying to inform people of just how dangerous this government is.
How The Funds Will Be Used
The more you pledge, the more noise we make, and the more bad press this government gets.
The Challenges
The "Have a Fiver, Ox"
$5 donation to The Ox Campaign Fund to help him stick it to the man!
Party Member Pass
Be a "Party Member" for the show of your choice and feel a part of the solution when you turn up and say "I'm here for the meeting to crush the government" (equal to 1 ticket). Limited to 50 for the entire tour.
Audio Party Member Pass
Be a "Party Member" for the show of your choice by being on the "meeting list" and roll up knowing all the words to "Campaign Speeches" because you've heard all the tracks on your very own Raw Styles CD!
Suffer in Ya Jocks, Pyne!
Show your disgust for the current attacks on you, your families and your children's education system, with a limited edition "Suffer In Ya Jocks Pyne" T-Shirt (as quoted by Zeke on TV, only 50 made), and a "Party Member Pass" to the show of your choice + a Raw Styles CD
ProtestFashion Audio Pack
Get sorted for next summer AND winter with a "The Ox Rocks" OR "Suffer In Ya Jocks Pyne" T-Shirt and "The Ox Rocks" Hoodie, plus A Raw Styles CD. What better way to make sure you're comfortable for the fightback that's not over till we kick this government out.
Pre-Gig Leadership Summit
Join Ox and whatever other political beings backstage before the show of your choice for a chat about, music, politics, art and smashing the state (or any other topic that takes your fancy) + A Raw Styles CD + a "The Ox Rocks" OR "Suffer In Ya Jocks Pyne" Limited Edition T-Shirt + "The Ox Rocks" Hoodie + handwritten letter/poem/lyric sheet
Help Write PolicyCampaign
Ezekiel Ox will personally write & record a poem or song about any topic you like, video it and deliver it online to you. You will then have the choice to release it to the public, or make sure it stays a secret in the party room (Ox will know where the leak is coming from if one occurs) + A Raw Styles CD + a "The Ox Rocks" or "Suffer In Ya Jocks Pyne" T-Shirt + "The Ox Rocks" Hoodie + hang with The Ox pre-show on this tour for a beer & a chat (60 minutes) + handwritten letter/poem/lyric sheet
The Lounge Room Rant
For Brisbane, Melbourne or Sydney punters (or any location within 100kms of those cities) Ox will deliver a 1 hour 20 minute, spoken word show for you and a house full of mates in your lounge room, backyard, kitchen, wherever you want! He'll also bring a slab of beer.
To The Streets Campaign
For $1000 Zeke will organise and complete a speakout on Swanston and Bourke St in Melbourne for 1hr on Tuesday 21st Oct between 5-6pm, on the issue of your choice. This will involve Zeke making a banner which will have a slogan on the issue and your name on it, and Zeke will send that banner to you for you to hang on your wall, or take to the streets - you will be mentioned and it will be videotaped and with a copy of the video sent to you online. + Handwritten letter + Raw Styles CD.
Top Secret Cable From Ox
Get Zeke to write you something personal, or a custom poem or sign some lyrics - whatever you want from him - all handwritten and unique! + A Raw Styles CD + "Limited Edition "Suffer In Ya Jocks Pyne" Tee