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- Embrace - A long, strong, hot embrace from me, Kirin J Callinan. Let me throw my arms around you …

Am I A Woman Yet? (DIGITAL) The ultra-rare, lost Kirin J Callinan solo album, released in 2008, making a return for you in 2014. Featuring the original version of Victoria M.

Am I A Woman Yet? (CD) The ultra-rare, lost Kirin J Callinan solo album (with original "Women" typo still in tact) - only 50 originally pressed in 2008 - is making a return in 2014. Featuring the original version of Victoria M. + never before released bonus tracks from the same era. Each CD will even feature some hand drawn artwork by yours truly, unique to each copy (quality not guaranteed, but shipping is included).

*********NEW!!!********* Your name on the next KJC album art! Be publicly acknowledged for your support by having your name appear on the cover sleeve of Kirin J Callinan's difficult second album! Impress the girl @the record store; make your mum proud; & be validated in your smugness as an official KJC supporter! + Kirin J Callinan "Am I A Woman Yet?" Digital Album

- Test Your Strength - An arm wrestle with the undefeated W.A.W. champ Kirin J Callinan aka "The Dog" when he's next on your home turf; or you're on his. + Kirin J Callinan "Am I A Woman Yet?" Digital Album

ACCESSORIZE with the Kirin J Callinan multi-merch bundle featuring: - Kirin J Callinan set of 2 Vanity Mirrors - Kirin J Callinan set of 3 Lighters - Kirin J Callinan Uni-Sex Towel - Kirin J Callinan "Am I A Woman Yet?" Digital Album - postage outside of Australia not included

~ MEET THE CALLINANS ~ Limited edition exclusive Kirin J Callinan 'Family Ties' T-shirt, signed by the whole Callinan Clan! Fresh Cotton, Fresh Family, Fresh Look. + Kirin J Callinan "Am I A Woman Yet?" Digital Album + International shipping included

- Bring CONNAN MOCKASIN to Mexico, Australia, New Zealand or Japan !! - For just $78.99, donated to the KJCause, Conch & his Band have agreed that they will come AND perform, at no extra cost to you, in a major city in Mexico, Australia, New Zealand or Japan! What's more, as an added bonus, you and a friend will be on the guestlist AND get to meet & hang out with him & his beautiful band!! Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!! + A.I.A.W.Y. Digi Album

- Come On USA - Introducing, the Kirin J Callinan Come on USA rag, now in a jar! A used rag, by Kirin himself, in the fetching red, white & blue design of the iconic American flag! Keep it sealed away for optimum freshness & prosperity’s sake, or wash & use yourself for years to cum! + Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" digital album. - Postage outside of Australia not included

- A Note From the Inside - BACK by popular demand Receiving a love letter is always nice. Kirin knows this. Kirin understands. And he wants you too to feel the joys of being written, feeling wanted & owning “love”! A personal, handwritten letter, on the finest luxury stationary, from Kirin to *blank* can now be had for just $99! The perfect gift idea that’s sure to keep on giving, or why not treat yourself? +International shipping included +A.I.A.W.Y Digital

- You, You, You - A very supa dupa special Skype date ... talk about your hopes, your dreams + play some show & tell. + The limited edition exclusive Kirin J Callinan 'Family Ties' T-shirt. + the KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" digital album (Postage outside of Australia not included).

I'll visit you... with Chardonnay Sean - BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND Share, with Kirin, some quality time & sincere chats over a bottle of Kirin’s very own personal range of wine, the aromatic & deliciously exclusive truth serum "Chardonnay Sean". What's more, when you pass away, he'll visit your grave with a tiny glass of Chardonnay! (18+ only, for you & up to 2 friends, @a time & place convenient for all, when KJC is near you - travel expenses not included) + A.I.A.W.Y Digi Album

- Stretch It Out - A 1 hour work out session with Kirin, gym entry included, at a gym & time convenient for all, when Kirin's in your home town. + The KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" digital album & KJC sweat rag (delivered in person). - travel expenses not included

- Scraps - A signed & beautifully framed hub cap, salvaged from Kirin’s Nissan that he’s missin’ right before it was turned to scrap, just like his last relationship. + The KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" digital album - Shipping outside of Australia not included

Kirin DJ Callinan at YOUR HOUSE PARTY, WITH YOUR FRIENDS, DRINKING YOUR ALCOHOL, SPINNING SOME HOT HOT TUNES. He'll even bring a bottle of his own range of Chardonnay to share, as well as some other KJC doggy treats... + the KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" digital album (delivered in person) - when Kirin's in/near your home town; travel expenses not included.

- Home, So Far From Home - A personalised all day & night tour of the spectacular Blue Mountains, for you & up to three friends! Relax as you & your buds go west with Kirin! Includes scenic trips to Kirin's former homes; & the iconic filming locations of the WIIW JJJ Award winning video clip! + The limited edition exclusive Kirin J Callinan 'Family Ties' signed T-shirt. + the KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" CD album - Travel Expenses not included

- The Earth & Sea Grind - A day of extreme physical outdoor adventuring, including hiking, trecking, tramping, camping, running, jumping & hanging from a rope w/ Kirin!! + The limited edition exclusive Kirin J Callinan 'Family Ties' signed T-shirt. + the KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" CD album - travel expenses not included

*******NEW!!!******* Ever dreamt of being Kirin J Callinan? Dream no more! Now, for just $999AUD, you too can be KJC with the official Kirin J Franchise Kit! Play shows, tour the world, walk the red carpet, even record & release records as Kirin J Callinan! Includes one 1 year Kirin J Licence, one Kirin J Costume, a beginners guide (4dummy's) to being Kirin J as well as 3 unique, never before released press shots to use exclusively for your campaign! Includes AIAWY etc. *conditions apply

A live performance of all his hits & more, in your home, just for you (and friends and family also, if you so desire..)! + The limited edition exclusive Kirin J Callinan 'Family Ties' signed T-shirt. + the KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" CD album (delivered in person). - travel expenses not included

“I’m in love with two…” Offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity surely not to be missed - a date & one night’s accom, just Kirin, you & possibly one lucky other (tbn), at a fine winery in rural Australia. Have a drink / meal / blast w/ Kirin! + If all goes well, he'll even agree to meet your folks. + 2X limited edition exclusive Kirin J Callinan 'Family Ties' T-shirt (for your folks). + KJC multi-merch bundle, including Kirin J Callinan's "Am I A Woman Yet?" CD album. + possible 2nd date.

Ever wondered what it might be like to work collaboratively with Kirin J Callinan in the studio? Wonder no more! Have your song produced by Kirin J Callinan! At a time to be arranged, you will have the chance to get to work at the famous Siberia River Recording House, the Echo Creative Studio &/or other studios (depending on availability) w/ Kirin as head producer! Studio time included, Kirin will work with you, to get your track ready to mix & master. - Additional expenses not included

OK. This is the biggest bad boy on offer. Your two tracks, double B/side, produced by KJC, released on Siberia Records !! Furthermore, current & former Siberia labelmates will be poking their heads into the studios to contribute to YOUR hot trax. + The T-shirt + the KJC merch bundle + the digital A.I.A.W.Y. album PLUS a pre-release copy of Kirin's new, yet to be released MAGNUM OPUS - an opportunity not to be missed !! - Additional expenses not included

- Special Bonus Prize - Caution: FOR HIGH ROLLERS ONLY Take the cake & eat it too, right here, RIGHT NOW! KJC - "2013′s most kinetic, confounding & exciting new iconoclast" (Stereogum) - & his FULL BAND will perform one very special show, for you & your guests, anywhere in the world, whenever you want 'em! You heard right! Book it now for your future daughter's 21st & save!!! + the merch + the shirt + a date + a lifetime membership to the guestlist + heaps of other dog treats & more !!