The Manly Show
Three stories
of Might and Manliness, three Super Sexy Synopsis’s:
Manly Firemen, fresh
from their sexy calendar shoot, tackle the ever-increasing threat of
a pyromaniac, a city on fire, orphans and orphans on fire. Not
necessarily in that order.
Like an Interview
with a Vampire, only He wears a suit of armour chucks a bloody great
big net at dragons for a living and rarely cries about it.
An overly
enthusiastic body builder refuses to follow the trend of working on
his thumb muscles by buying the latest mobile phone. Everyone thinks
he’s crazy, but the girl from a ruined future thinks he’s doing
the right thing. Right on!
Three times more
masculine than every single film with Carl Weathers in it!
Three times more
manly than a beer-fueled trip down a waterfall, without the raft!!
These are the three
face-punching, arm-flexing animated shorts that you need and need
with luke-warm bourbon – straight up…no ice!
The Rewards



The Project:
The Manly Show
started inconspicuously as just a Tumblr in August 2012, but since
has been eating its proteins and getting up early every day to work
on its stomach crunches.
Now it’s a YouTube
channel and a Facebook page where the animators we chose (through a
process of elimination using close-combat fights to the death) put up
drawings and little bits of animation to the theme of the Manly Man.
What is
a ‘Manly Man’ I hear you ask in that feeble girly voice of yours?
GOOD QUESTION: The Manly Man is a joke based on the ridiculous men
that everyone grew up watching in movies and in comic books. Now
sadly they have been reduced to only appear in commercials about
canned meat, having been replaced with geeks, stay-at-home dads and
John Cryer.
Making a constant
stream of unforgettable characters, each more butch than the next and
oddly comfortable with flexing about in front of other dudes – the
Manly Show pushes the absurd and the uncomfortable to the extreme.
That is their goal. That and drop-kicking an alpaca across the fifty
meter mark.
Having explored the
"manly" of the Manly Show title, this hairy hobo living in
one corner of the alley has moved on - ready to take on the show with
these three action-packed, super 2D animated, short films.
We dare not go 3D
however, on the grounds that someone could lose an eye!


Remember Back Draft?
Remember those other Firemen movies? No? Good, ‘cos they
were pretty awful. This is NOT those films!
This is the Manly
Show pilot, our flag ship of destiny!
This is a highly
original and sexy story of a city under siege, not from sex, but from
an unknown master-arsonist who feels compelled that if it ain’t on
fire, then it’s not worth knowing about.
The heavily
mustached chief has to use his last resort: the fire departments
money makers, the sexy stripper calendar firemen and their ripped
Dalmatian dog.
Will they be able to
save the day, crotch-fan the fires of our hearts AND solve the
mystery with only their sexy moves??
If Kurt Russell
could grind against a fire-pole like these guys, then his career
would still be alive today.
It’s ‘Lethal
Weapon’, meets ‘Magic Mike’, in an explosive action of fire and
disco-dance sequences.



A documentary that
focuses on the life of a modern day dragon slayer: he’s not the
most glamorous slayer, as his expertise is with the net. But while he
knows those sword-chucking boys get all the glory, he ploughs on
regardless with a work ethic that makes Steve Irwin look like a
petting zoo attendant.
We take a journey
with him on an average day - meeting his worn out wife, his nose
picking kid, and his more popular peers - Sir Radington, the rock
star sword knight and Sir Ironclad the shield bearer who also shields
his heart (awwwwwww!).
His knight bros hang
out at cafes, play some crochet, dance to a mariachi band and
occasionally slay a dragon. It’s not all work, but when they play,
they play hard; celebrating by getting all 80’s in their synth-funk
band at a local pub.
It's tough but feel-good piece, guaranteed to make you invest in 30 kilos of plated steel and a can opener.


Time traveling back
from a dystopian future, Shelly must find the last man without a
digital phone, for he is the savior of all manly-kind.
Come with us, if you
want to live manly!
This man is Rip
Punch, a man so obsessed working out, that we were unable to find a
fitting analogy for comparison.
Will Shelly be able
to get Rip to focus on stopping the threat of technology and it’s
evil ways, or will Rip just work on his quads?
This is our summer
blockbuster film designed to maximize sales of weight-gain bars, with
high detailed backgrounds and overly dramatic action scenes.
Introducing newcomer Rip Punch in his first role since he dropped a
barbell on Schwarzenegger’s toes in a ‘Pumping Iron’ out-take.


This campaign
originally tied in with the ScreenWest/Pozible 3-1
initiative, but we were beaten by some amazing campaigns so now me must make a more independent attempt at
it. If we can show the world we can do it alone (which the dynamic
team have demonstrated already), then the world is our oyster wrapped
in bacon and sprinkled with parsley. Who’s hungry for that?! WE
ARE!!
We do really want to
make the 3 films though, so we have created some goals and more
amazing prizes than you can poke a metaphorical stick into, to try
and get the other 2 films made as well.
Most of the money
will be used for keeping our guys alive, so that they can take time
out from their busy lives and other pressing/clashing work
commitments, to really get into this exciting project. We also want
to hire some other animation guns who can specialize in specific
shots or effects.
We want to bring
this manly baby to life before your very eyes!
You will
notice the dollars hard at work when you see the finished films -
they will be bold, dynamic and full of the manliest life. Please
check out our high quality examples of previous work at the bottom of
this page!
We want to be very
transparent and open with the production, by showing you constantly
our progress and completed sequences. Also in return for your
generosity we will show you all our animation tricks and techniques
in a ‘Manly Show Master Class’ for amateur dabblers and
professionals alike!
You too can follow
along via our Manly Show Facebook and YouTube pages. You will be able
to interact with us and we will happily answer all your questions at
any point of the production. There is even a limited spot available
to become an executive producer, so that you too can have a say in
the way the films are made.
While volunteers are
eagerly sought, we would need to put some money back into the
community and the arts by hiring some local voice actors, background
artists and to explore distribution options once completed.
So please; dig deep,
dig hard and come up with a fist full of dollars to throw in our
faces, like the manliest punch that this show deserves.
We’ll even grow
beards for the production to show we’re serious.
The Dali We thank you from the bottom of our manly hearts
The Zappa Our thanks is given with you choice of manly postcard drawn by either Tim or Christien and the manliest Manly Show button
The Franz Josef 4 manly postcards + button + a manly hand drawn personalised sketch by either Tim or Chris + a HD DRM free digital copy of the three films + The sound track
The English all of the above + a screen credit + a signed limited edition dvd
The Lumberjack above + instead of just a sketch you get to star in your own hand drawn Manly show adventure comic!!!
The Freestyle above + now you paid for the comic to be in exciting action colour + you will be digitized into the manly show world (as a little orphan) and you also get early test screening access.
The Godly above + you are now a Manly Show producer. This means you can get more involved with the production such as giving feedback on scenes (THAT COLOUR IS TOO BLUE!!) This will also grant you one on one time (8-12hrs) to help you with your own animation endeavours. We will be able to teach you, toonboom animate, after effects, flash, sound mixing plus a whole bunch of 2d animation tricks. Up to you how command us almighty one